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Bridget Jones Goes to the Car Wash

This wind is starting to cause problems outside of bike riding - as if that hasn't been bad enough!

I've been driving lots of people around lately to bike rides in my car because it can nicely fit 4 people and 4 bikes.  It has gotten ridiculously dirty, so I thought I'd wash it today before loading it up again in the morning with people.  I went right after work and had on a full knee-length orange skirt.  I first had to hop out quickly in said skirt with my vice grips and ratchet to pull the bike rack off my car so I could take it through the wash.  I noticed it was a bit windy when I was doing that, but I managed okay.

After I drove through I drove up to a vacuum station and hopped out to put the rack back on and to vacuum my car.   And the wind blows again.  Gees.  My hands weren't exactly free to keep my skirt down, but I don't think it ever got too bad (at least I'm telling myself that).  Then I start to vacuum and again the wind just keeps blowing and blowing and blowing.  Gees.  I wonder how many people I've given a show by this time.

And if that wasn't enough, I go in for the best move of them all...I was done with the vacuum so hung it back up on the little vacuum holder thing, but the time hadn't run out so it was still going.  No big deal.  I am standing in my driver door leaning in my car cleaning more things with my handy little Windex wipes and am annoyed the wind is blowing yet again.  Then....yes...half my skirt is in the vacuum in the back.  AWESOME.  I have to climb back out of the car and fight the vacuum to get my skirt back.  I looked around to see who all had seen this nice little show and no one was blatently staring, but I'm sure plenty saw some or all of it. 

I guess the lesson learned is to not wash your car right after work...

Comments

trigirl82 said…
Hahaha! So funny! I "LOL"-ed. :-D
Coach Liz said…
Ok, that is hilarious!

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